No. you're the worst!

✦ Red and black gingham midi skirt  
✦ Handkerchief skirt drapes with an irregular hem – so rustic  
✦ Concealed back zipper for easy dressing – two faux leather non-functional buckles at hips  
✦ Soft woven fabric – resilient  
✦ Grunged-up gingham 
✦ Non-stretch fabrication 
✦ Revel in your enemy's misfortune

✦ 100% cotton

Nina is 5'7 and wearing a UK8